My Father Is A stripper In A Gay Bar

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living… All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, ‘Okay…my
father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money.’

The  teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,

‘Is that really true about your father?’

‘No’, the boy said, ‘He actually works for the Democratic National
Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the class.’

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